ARIANA GRANDE x YOUNG ASTRONAUTS | “problem”

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Pol Pot – 5’9″.

Adolf Hitler – 5’8″.

Benito Mussolini – 5’7″.

Joseph Stalin – 5’6″.

Hirohito – 5’5″.

Kim Jong-il – 5’2″.

Ariana Grande – 5’0″.

Leave yr sixth grade prom dress on.  Keep yr contract with Nickolodeon and put the Disney stars to shame.  Get the threat in Brigitte Bardot drag and nullify her into a gimmick.  To the left, Bey (5’7″).  This is the sound of 95 pounds taking over.  We are all fucked.

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