What is this voice? This sounds like a rodent with an ambiguous accent whispering through a Leslie cabinet. This is a human female? This sounds less like a human female than Joanna Newsom, and she may actually not be human.
And don’t even get me started on the guitar. Oh, you can strum an acoustic guitar? That’s pretty cool. Learn to play a real instrument. Like a harp. This isn’t amateur hour at the goddamn neighborhood Hug & Pint. This is the real deal – This is Drag City, Ms. Pratt.
And of course it’s Drag City. And of course you were discovered by Tim “Darker My Love who?” Presley. Can we possibly be more out of touch with the times, here? Quit praying for the rain, Jessica. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Trust me, I live in Seattle.