LISTS ON LISTS ON LISTS | 2014 in lists

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A NON-COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF THINGS I BOUGHT THIS YEAR [gallons]

Unwound’s “Rat Conspiracy” and “No Energy” reissue box sets on vinyl
Modest Mouse’s “The Lonesome Crowded West” reissue on vinyl
Multiple bottles of George Dickel Rye
Multiple bottles of Bulleit Rye
One bottle of Campari
A paperback copy of “Lolita,” cause someone stole my old one
“Seven Psychopaths” on DVD
“The Guard” on DVD (pre-viewed, from Safeway)
“The Darjeeling Limited” and “I <3 Huckabees” on DVD in a two-fer from Costco labeled “I <3 Indie”
A used hardcover copy of “White Teeth”
Some waterproof Sorel Chukka boots (reimbursed by my mom)
A leather couch, used
Two new car batteries
A Muhle safety razor
Kickball’s “Everything Is A Miracle Nothing Is A Miracle Everything Is” on 10″ white vinyl, which I accidentally had shipped to my old address in LA and still do not posses
A lot of tacos, primarily Jan.-May
A lot of beer, primarily Jun.-Dec.
A whole lot of Trader Joe’s Mediterranean Hummus
A round-trip plane ticket, SEA-LAX
Several hundred gallons of gasoline
A Hario V60 ceramic coffee dripper
A pack of filters for said dripper
A bottle of Miracle Mile Castillian Bitters
The Jesus Lizard’s “Goat” on picture disc vinyl, 1992 issue, from a guy in Denmark via Discogs.com
Some black Vans OTW high-tops, too small, used
A German bootlegged copy of “Yeezus” on marbled vinyl
About a third of Don DeLillo’s novels, used
Ted Leo & The Pharmacists’s “Hearts Of Oak” on CD for $1, %20 off
A can of Bon Ami
At least five sticks of Burt’s Bees Lip Balm
A roll of Glad Press ‘n Seal

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TOP 5 INSTRUMENTS OF THE YEAR IN DESCENDING ORDER [gallons]

Guitar
Drums
Computer
Synthesizer
Tubular Bells

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MAJOR 2014 -GATES, RANKED [btbt]

10. celebgate – great event, weak name
9. shirtgate – like wtf
8. Pomplagate – too “niche”
7. bendgate – overblown
6. #metalgate – still in the early stages but let’s see what happens!
5. Bridgegate – brazen indiscretion nearly sinks East Coast political career
4. Forkgate – brazen indiscretion nearly sinks East Coast political career
3. Grapegate – blatant disrespect
2. Gamergate – makes you feel as stupid as you should feel when you talk about it
1. Pointergate – i cant even

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THINGS I CALLED “THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED” [btbt]

Weezer, “Everything Will Be Alright In The End”
the Fappening
the Sony hack
that bridgegate actually happened
that pointergate actually happened
this article by Caity Weaver
this article by Caity Weaver
this article by Caity Weaver
Grimes, “Go”
the “Blank Space” video
Taylor Swift taking her music off of Spotify
discovering metamodernism
the Elevator Incident
the pony cum jar
critical appreciation of Lana Del Rey
the “Ultraviolence” video
the “Move That Dope” video
everything Ariana Grande did
#Synod2014
this nice girl giving me free tickets to Jingle Ball after I lost my free tickets to Jingle Ball
Iggy Azalea’s Halloween costume
the Snoop Dogg tweet that preceded Iggy Azalea’s Halloween costume
this guy saying that we will be ok
this fucked up thing that a teen said on 4chan that is almost cute (?!?)

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Steve Albini, sometimes
Shallow Rewards (RIP)
Lindsay Zoladz’s hashtag article
everything everyone said about #gamergate
little girl telling Ariel Pink that he should be called a legend

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE

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