WORST NEW TRACK | kendrick lamar, “the blacker the berry” [top dawg entertainment]

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Arright, look, I like blackberries as much as the next guy.  They’re nice and sweet, and sometimes they’re kinda tart which is also fun.  They’re really juicy and when the juice gushes out on yr teeth it feels funny and nice.

But like, blueberries have so many more antioxidants.  Gotta take care of those free radicals, ya know?  And like, who tf has the cash for more than one type of berry?  Gotta make some tough calls sometimes.  I’m gonna sit this one out, I think.  Sorry, Kendrick.

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