WORST NEW TRACK | sannhet, “revisionist” [the flenser]

Sannhet-Revisionist

Okay, so you’re an instrumental black metal band from Brooklyn. What should you name your band, now that “Liturgy” is already taken?  How about the Norwegian word for “truth?”

You’ve clearly thought this one out – what do people think of when they think “Norway”?  Black metal (and Swedish day laborers).  What do people think of when they think “truth?”  Things that are correct and accurate.  So basically you’re positioning yourselves as the one true black metal band in the universe.

Good job.

You are now obligated to murder and eat each other (after boiling Ian Cohen alive in a broth of his own tears, of course.)

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